|My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul|
|sencollins goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a polka dot.|
|lightways tricks you! You get a broken balloon.|
|lindasings tricks you! You get an old sock.|
|nentikobe tricks you! You get a toothbrush.|
|pottertilly tricks you! You get a broken balloon.|
|self gives you 4 pink apple-flavoured gummy bears.|
|seonsaint gives you 4 light blue blueberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.|
|speedball gives you 1 white coffee-flavoured jelly beans.|
|stabbymotions gives you 18 light orange blueberry-flavoured gummy bats.|
|technomonkey gives you 11 pink cola-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.|
|thestagemanager tricks you! You get a piece of string.|
|sencollins ends up with 38 pieces of candy, a broken balloon, an old sock, a toothbrush, a broken balloon, and a piece of string.|
|Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.|
I use the term majority, despite the even split of trickers and treaters, because I refuse to acknowledge that one of those is a "treat". Come on, Kurt! One jellybean? Who the hell hands out only one jellybean? And I hate coffee! If you were going to be so damned stingy with the jellybean love you could at least ask a guy what flavor he wants...
In the words of Rick Moranis, "Assholes! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"